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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 0 Comments
Date Added: May 30, 2008 10:05:35 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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He looka like a man
I'm interrogating Miss Swan.
My patience is nearly gone.
I ask her to describe a crook but I don't think she can.
The ignorant bitch just keeps saying he looka like a man.
She's starting to flirt with me, I think she wants me to bang her.
But she keeps repeating herself and it fills me with anger.
If she says he looka like a man just once more, I'll shoot my head.
I can't stand being around this crazy bitch, I'd much rather be dead.
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This poem is based on the Mad TV character.
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