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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 3 Comments
Date Added: May 17, 2008 18:05:21 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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A1 yeah, it's that important
A man came to my table and took my A1.
He jumped when I shot him with my gun.
That bullet went in the left cheek of his ass.
He dropped the A1 and shattered the glass.
When the bottle broke, the sauce was all over the floor.
That man was rubbing his butt because it was very sore.
He was extremely angry because I shot him in his tush.
I started laughing when I saw that he was George Bush.
I'll shoot anybody who takes my A1 even though it's blunt.
A1 yeah, it's that important.
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Comment By: FreeS on June 23, 2008 07:54:48 PM Report
this maybe fictional but in a second it could turn very real
A1 is not to be messed with

Comment By: FreeAmy on June 19, 2008 04:02:42 PM Report
I know exactly what you mean...Big fan of the Bold & Spicy A1 myself.

Always love to read your poems. My daughter and I have read several today and we were crying we were laughing so hard.


Comment By: FreeMicky McMaster on May 17, 2008 07:08:37 PM Report
A1 will do that to you,sometimes.Glad it wasn't anyone impotent,I'm sure I meant important. lol
fictional poem...ahh

nice write,Randy



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