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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: April 30, 2008 09:04:01 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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You took a dump in my pool
You have the nerve to act like a fool.
You actually took a dump in my pool.
What you did was very unsanitary and mean.
I can't hit you because you're under eighteen.
My girlfriend was the one who found the turd.
That was the loudest scream I've ever heard.
I have something to say and you'd better listen to my words.
If you ever pull this stunt again, you will redigest your turd.
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Comment By: FreeJeff on April 30, 2008 10:47:32 AM Report
Very funny...thans for the




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