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Author Name: Freeramonathompson 0 Comments
Date Added: April 23, 2008 16:04:38 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Ramona's Theme

Parody of The Theme From Shaft

Who's the sweet vanilla chick
that peeves off all the uptight dicks?
Yo damn right!

Who is the woman that will break the neck?
The neck of a smart... pervert man
Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
when there's online bullies all about?
Right on!

They say this cat Ramona is a bad mother....
I'm just talkin' about Ramona
Then we can dig it!

She's a compicated woman
Just lookin' for one good man
To understand this virgin woman

2008 Ramona Thompson

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