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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 4 Comments
Date Added: April 16, 2008 20:04:41 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Polly wants your mama's sweet ass
I bought that parrot that was in Scary Movie 2.
I soon learned that it was a stupid thing to do.
When I have a female visiter, he always makes a pass.
He tells them "Polly wants a piece of your sweet ass."
He laughs at me because his wiener is much bigger than mine.
When I try to give him to people, they spit in my face and decline.
I always get very angry and humiliated because of that parrot's filthy words.
I just fired my 44 magnum and I no longer have to take shit from that bird.
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Comment By: FreeAmy on April 17, 2008 05:41:59 AM Report
LOL...cute write
Comment By: FreeAmy on April 17, 2008 05:41:33 AM Report

Comment By: PremiumJoe McNinney on April 16, 2008 08:54:38 PM Report
Comment By: Freenicholas on April 16, 2008 08:35:57 PM Report
that is so wrong in many ways but anyways it turns out to be really funny i like that

just make sure that people does not be mean about this


take care



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