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Author Name: Freeramonathompson 1 Comments
Date Added: March 19, 2008 17:03:14 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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If I Were A Man
1. I would't be called a whore just for writing erotic poetry. I'd be called a stud instead.
2. There would't be so much on me to settle down, get married and have a million babies already.
3. I'd get paid a heck of a lot more for my hard, back breaking work.
4. I'd be respected for my thoughts no matter how dumb or stupid they might be.
5. I could date or sleep with as many people I wanted without being called a slut for it.
6. People would't stand around making jokes when I lost my temper, saying that it must be that time of
  the month again.
7. I could cheat on my spouse,  be president, admit it, get away with it all, and still have the respect of the
  American people.
8. I would't be called a lazy failure just because I did't do all the cooking and cleaning around my home.
9. I could be as bad as I wanted to be without having to worry about my friends gossiping about me behind 
   my back.
10. I would't be accused of sleeping my way to the top when I got a hard-earned promotion.
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Comment By: FreeJoe on March 20, 2008 05:15:37 AM Report
I certainly do think you have made a valid points in this rant. I have heard many of these been said. A sad case of life I think. Joe


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