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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: March 19, 2008 09:03:58 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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The cable is out again
I was bored and my patience was getting thin.
I was mad because the cable was out again.
I went to the damn cable company and I started to yell.
The man gave me the finger and told me to go to hell.
I started to yell again and this time it came to blows.
That moron knocked out a tooth and he broke my nose.
I pulled down my pants and he got mooned.
The fuzz arrested me and I'll get out this June.
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Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on March 19, 2008 11:31:26 AM Report
Randy:  Very cute write --  I'm glad it is fictional!!  Keep up the fun writes...


Lady D


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