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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 2 Comments
Date Added: March 16, 2008 18:03:56 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Ricky Ricardo kicked my ass
I built a time machine and I went back to 1952.
Ricky Ricardo kicked my ass after he sang Babalu.
I told him that his song sounded like a big piece of crap.
He cussed me out in Spanish and gave me a good slap.
He started beating on me until I hit the floor.
That was over a month ago and I'm still sore.
I had never taken a beating like that before.
I'm not going to travel through time anymore.
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Comment By: FreeAmy on June 19, 2008 04:04:40 PM Report
Loved this one. I was a big fan of 'I love Lucy' when I was growing up.

Gotta big laugh out of this one.


Comment By: FreeJoe on March 17, 2008 03:40:48 PM Report
I must say, I find your poems quite amusing. They certainly make for a interesting read. Keep them coming.


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