You get rejected by every girl you meet.
It's because you suck our cow's teats.
I kicked your ass when you were sucking the teats of our sow.
I thought it was the end of it but now you're doing it to our cow.
Your mother is upset, she hates it when you aggravate her.
If you want some milk, get it out of the damn refrigerator!
But you won't get it out of the refrigerator because the fridge has no teats.
You're weird and I'm glad that you get rejected by all of the girls you meet.