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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: March 14, 2008 20:03:21 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Sucking that cow's teats
You get rejected by every girl you meet.
It's because you suck our cow's teats.
I kicked your ass when you were sucking the teats of our sow.
I thought it was the end of it but now you're doing it to our cow.
Your mother is upset, she hates it when you aggravate her.
If you want some milk, get it out of the damn refrigerator!
But you won't get it out of the refrigerator because the fridge has no teats.
You're weird and I'm glad that you get rejected by all of the girls you meet.
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Comment By: FreeAmber P on March 14, 2008 08:31:18 PM Report



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