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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: January 24, 2008 09:01:48 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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When I go on a date, I make the girl order the cheapest thing on the menu.
They usually walk out the door before the dates have a chance to continue.
My last date ordered a meal that costed a hundred and ten dollars.
The owner threw me out on my ass when I started to holler.
The price of an egg McMuffin is about as high as I'm willing to go.
When I ask the girls out a second time, they slap me and say no.
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Comment By: FreeCandy on January 24, 2008 01:29:11 PM Report
you should pack a lunch and go on a picnic... lol still comes off sweet and doesnt come off so blunty cheap ;)


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