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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: January 20, 2008 19:01:58 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Buttermilk
My cow didn't give buttermilk when I pulled on her udders.
Only regular milk came out even though I fed her lots of butter.
Now I'm feeding my cow lots of chocolate but no chocolate milk is coming out.
People say when it comes to believing that I'm stupid, they have no doubts.
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Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on January 21, 2008 06:53:25 PM Report
Randy:  you have quite a sense of humour.  Enjoy reading your writes

 

Lady D





 


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