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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 2 Comments
Date Added: January 19, 2008 19:01:35 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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My wife is a vegetarian and she wants me to be one too.
She's forbidding me to eat meat, what am I going to do?
If she has her way, I'll never eat another whopper.
She's a monster, somebody has to stop her.
I can't continue to go without any meat.
I just opened the door and tossed her out in the street.
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Comment By: Freeb doneff on January 20, 2008 07:23:00 AM Report
My daughter is a vegan too,
and I sing your song of lament with you.
For this is why she looks so pale,
no red meat and all that ale!

You always give a giggle..

Comment By: PremiumMahala Rose on January 19, 2008 07:40:48 PM Report
Oh my gosh!! I am a vegetarian, I'm glad you said that your poem is fictional because it's funny that way. I love your little rhymes they are so fun to read.

Take care



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