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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 0 Comments
Date Added: January 13, 2008 21:01:31 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Bluto VS. Popeye
I asked Olive Oyl out a thousand tmes but she always said no.
I'm a big fat bully and my name is Bluto.
When it comes to Popeye, I can't remember the countless fights I picked.
He kept eating that damn spinach and Ialways got my ass kicked.
When I fight Popeye, I usually get the worst.
But yesterday I managed to get the spinach first.
When I ate it, I was going to beat on Popeye and I wasn't going to stop.
But one punch from me was all it took to make that mama's boy drop.
I just got Olive to agree to go out with me after a thousand tries.
Popeye may be tough when he eats spinach but without it, he's a wuss who cries.
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