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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 0 Comments
Date Added: January 11, 2008 20:01:22 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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30 minutes or less
I work for a pizzaria that promises to deliver in 30 minutes or less.
I never get the pizzas there on time and things are a mess.
They say they won't pay for the pizzas, they demand them for free.
But those turkeys always pay when they get a dose of me.
I kick them in the balls and then I poke them in the eye.
If they still refuse to pay, I pee on their pizza pie.
My boss threatens to fire me and I threaten to tell his wife about his mistress.
You will pay even if you don't get your damn pizza in 30 minutes or less.
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