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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: January 02, 2008 21:01:46 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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The Loch Ness monster raped me
I proved that the Loch Ness monster is real.
But it raped me and that was a terrible ordeal.
The monster is ugly and as big as a whale.
I learned the hard way that it's a female.
Now the monster is pregnant and she'll have a tyke.
I hate to think of what my freak baby will look like.
Visiting Loch Ness is something that I regret.
You'd better stay as far away from there as you can get.
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Comment By: FreeDanniy. on January 2, 2008 11:22:12 PM Report
Fictional? No.

I too was raped by the monster from the loch.


Let's form a support group.


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