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Author Name: Freevictor69 9 Comments
Date Added: December 31, 2007 13:12:08 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Satan is Our Bitch...co write with Len

Here we come, the Brotherís Grim,
to storm the gates of hell
Singing Visions in the moonlight,
with our blues band Rebel Yell

Come on Old Scratch!
Get yer ass in gear!
Letís get the party started!
Weíve come to save the souls,
of our not so dear departed

A Fedora perched upon his head,
Len hums the Blue Fuckube
As Filthy claps and stamps his foot,
in a poor try at the Blues

Just then a blinding flash of light
Flames shoot in the air
Satan booms above the screams
"I knew I'd get YOU pair!"

Puffs out his chest and struts about,
as if he owned the place
Filthy looks across at Len
who sports a grinning face

"What you got in mind old mate?
Come on, throw me the pitch"
"Iíve a mind to turn Old Scratch,
into our little bitch!"

We started off by singing
and then we cranked the charm
You should have seen Old Nick melt
when Len started with a yarn

Filthy praised him up at first,
and then he took him down
But he kept him smiling all the time,
still acting like the clown

The Devil's now our bitch
We own old Satan's tush
"Hey Len, do yer reckon we could do the same
To Blair and Bush?"
 
Len pushed Satan to his knees,
and put Old Scratch to work
He said, "We'll do just what we please
when we see those evil jerks!"
Author's Notes:
This is another repost. I was looking through a folder and found it, Len Wilson and I wrote this. I love it, so it's back!
A huge thanks to me brother for this.
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Comments:
Comment By: FreeLast Temple Knight on September 28, 2014 12:41:11 PM Report
Not sure how I missed this gem ~ had me laughing out loud! LTK ~ Joe
Comment By: FreeWide Awake on May 6, 2009 06:04:14 PM Report
Uhm....well....(deep breath)...you'd better find God before you end up in hell and find your positions reversed there friend~

Hugs,
pamela

Comment By: PremiumJoe McNinney on January 16, 2009 05:04:38 AM Report
LOL! Now this is fun, Joe
Comment By: PremiumJoe McNinney on January 16, 2009 05:04:18 AM Report

Comment By: FreeLeonard Wilson on January 1, 2008 06:27:23 PM Report
I love ya, bro...This was so much fun to do with ya...The Hell with giving the devil his due, eh?... hee hee..
Comment By: Freeb doneff on January 1, 2008 07:52:35 AM Report
I would put nothing past the two of you, and bet my bankroll on you anytime, lol.
Raisin a glass to the likes of the best,
bb

Comment By: FreeGlata on December 31, 2007 02:48:55 PM Report
I loved this the first time...and I love it now, too!

Big hugs....

Glata

Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on December 31, 2007 02:06:51 PM Report

The dragons and unicorns are more than willing to help anytime, you two need/want them.


Lady D


Comment By: FreePamela A. Lamppa on December 31, 2007 01:49:26 PM Report
((hug)) My sentiments exactly.  I LOVED this.




 


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