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Author Name: FreeLinear 5 Comments
Date Added: December 30, 2007 11:12:00 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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A little zen for ya
I walked a mile,
uphill in New York.
And I walked a mile,
uphill in sub-Saharan Africa.

The distance was the same...

But at least I wasn't hit by four cabs or got mugged twice in Africa.
Author's Notes:
Inspired by Joe McNinney's poem A Third Zen Thought
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Comment By: FreeLeonard Wilson on March 16, 2008 04:11:45 PM Report
Zenzazional Zen, Z tee hee
Comment By: FreeFilthy on December 31, 2007 06:30:51 PM Report
Just shot in the ass with a poisoned dart and boiled up for dinner! Or have i seen too many Tarzan films? Either way, a great piece of Zenism (If that aint a real word, i want first dibs on the copyright!)
Comment By: FreeHannah Mae on December 31, 2007 01:12:33 AM Report
Lol, nice. But sadly enough, true and down-to-earth.


Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on December 30, 2007 04:25:20 PM Report
I must say I really love the wit and humer in this  crazy poem.. Your really a great writer..
You  two are on a roll.....
 ~ She Whispers

Comment By: PremiumJoe McNinney on December 30, 2007 12:29:03 PM Report
LOL! Kooky! Thank you Linear, Joe


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