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Author Name: Freeramonathompson 1 Comments
Date Added: December 17, 2007 17:12:34 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Dope Me Up For The Ball Game

A parody of the classic Take Me Out To The Ball Game

Based on current headlines

Gotta dope me up for the ball game
Gotta really impress and go all out for the crowd
Shoot me up with some more steroids
Till I'm pumped up more then a kid
With a sugar ruse from a box of Cracker Jacks
I don't care if they take all my awards back
As long as today I get the big win
So fans if you will please....
Root root root for me and the home team
Pumping up our muscles with unneeded drugs
Then strutting around lying all about it
Cos we don't have any shame
Unless the media blows our cover
Then uh-oh boyz
It's one, two, three strikes, we'll all out
Doped up once too often at the old ball game

2007 Ramona Thompson

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Comment By: FreeRoger Bacon on December 17, 2007 06:17:13 PM Report
You pretty much sum up the state of baseball today.  No shame.

 

 





 


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