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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: December 15, 2007 11:12:07 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Alvin and the Chipmunks
I'm a hillbilly who eats possums, squirrels and chipmunks too.
Alvin and the Chipmunks came to my house and I turned them into stew.
They were cute and they had charm.
They thought I'd welcome them with open arms.
When they came to my house, it was a stupid thing to do.
Chip and Dale are at my door and I'm going to devour them too.
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Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on December 15, 2007 11:55:49 AM Report

Randy:  chipmunk-kabob????   WOW!!!    This is soooooo  cute.......

Lady D



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