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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: December 04, 2007 10:12:35 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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That damn beard!
My girlfriend used to be in a circus because she has a beard.
She thinks it makes her look sexy but it really makes her look weird.
People point and laugh wherever we go.
I asked her to shave it off but she said no.
This is getting to be too much for me to bear.
I kissed her last night and I got a mouthful of hair.
I tried to shave it off while she was sleeping but she broke my arm.
The one thing that this lady lacks is charm.
At one time I really did love her.
But now I'm going crazy because I can't get rid of her. 
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Comment By: PremiumJoe McNinney on December 4, 2007 11:02:28 AM Report
LOL! What has more hair, her face  or her arm pits? LOL! Very funny Randy, Joe




 


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