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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 2 Comments
Date Added: November 23, 2007 09:11:32 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Color blind
I'm color blind and I get confused at traffic lights.
When I hit people's cars, I get into a lot of fights.
I thought I'd get off easy when I hit a car that belongs to a priest.
But he had his brother with him and he attacked me like a beast.
Last year a judge took away my license and he put me in jail too.
When I got out, I continued to drive because I have a very low IQ.
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Comment By: FreeWilliamGoldenpen on November 23, 2007 12:37:41 PM Report
Funnnyyyy!!!  I liked the yellow font too!


Comment By: PremiumJoe McNinney on November 23, 2007 10:05:29 AM Report
LOL! Fun to read Randy. I too am really color blind, Joe


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