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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 2 Comments
Date Added: November 15, 2007 09:11:46 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Socks
My wife got mad and nearly caved my head in with a rock.
She got mad because all I bought her for Christmas was a pair of socks.
She used all of her money to buy me a big screen television.
Being a cheapskate turned out to be a really bad decision.
That was a gift that she really hated.
She grabbed a knife and now I'm castrated.
Now I get laughed at by lots of men.
I bought my wife socks but never again.
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Comment By: FreeZyskandar A Jaimot on November 15, 2007 02:47:57 PM Report
to rj - maybe it was the colour of the socks? i know myself i hate those 'stretchy-nylon' tops always cut-off circulation...try another pair this year something looser or two pasirs in plain black + white --- after all what else you got to lose? amusing 'vignette' thanks for sharing regards zaj 
Comment By: PremiumVizualEnsemble on November 15, 2007 10:35:31 AM Report
LOL, I bet you will rethink buying her some more socks again!!

You lost your manhood over a pair of socks!!!! LOL...

Great fun here.

Funny write.

~Penny~





 


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