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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: November 11, 2007 10:11:04 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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That's gotta hurt!
When I wouldn't buy my daughter a brand new car, she kicked me in the crotch. From now on I'm not taking my eyes off my testicles, I'm keeping a twenty-four hour watch. It feels like my balls have been smashed by a brick. I'd give a million bucks if my daughter had balls to kick.
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Comment By: FreeWilliamGoldenpen on November 11, 2007 02:07:21 PM Report
Hahahahahaha!  Amen to that!!  Fuunnnnyyyyy!!



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