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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 0 Comments
Date Added: November 03, 2007 08:11:25 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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I lost a thousand bucks
I lost a thousand bucks when I bet on a horse.
My wife was so mad that she got a divorce.
She's usually a lady who has a lot of class.
But before she left, she shoved a red hot fireplace poker up my ass.
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