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Author Name: Freeramonathompson 2 Comments
Date Added: October 30, 2007 17:10:47 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Really Bad Costume Ideas

10 awful costumes   and where you never wanna wear them.


1. President Bush-

    Where-An anti-war Halloween bash

2. A ghost-

   
 Where-At a funeral being held on  Halloween at the local graveyard

3. Paris Hilton-

    Where-A Halloween party being hosted by Mensa

4. Michael Jackson-

    Where-A daycare center's Halloween bash

5. Britney Spears-

    Where-Kevin Federline's Halloween party

6. The only black guy in your hood to dress up as one of the KKK.

7. A nudist-

    Where-Your uptight soon to be in-laws annual Halloween party

8. Hannah Montanna-

   Where-A secret child molester Halloween bash

9. Satan-

   Where-Your local church's Halloween holiday social

10. A giant pumpkin-

      Where-A giant pumpkin carving contest party being hosted by the 
       local mental hospital.

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Comment By: FreeBarbara Demasson on October 31, 2007 09:28:13 PM Report
These are pretty good! There was this crazy person today who dressed up as a suicide bomber, complete with ski mask and detonator and walked into the local coffee shop when the local Police detatchement were on coffee break. Talk about a risk taker eh!! (or an absolute idiot)

 

Fun stuff, gud on yah! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

 

~Barbara~

Comment By: Premiumlionheart on October 30, 2007 05:39:31 PM Report
Ha Ha Ha. These are great ideas!

I wanna go to YOUR party!!!

 

lionheart





 


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