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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 2 Comments
Date Added: October 21, 2007 11:10:12 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Deer hunting
When my friend and I went deer hunting, I accidentally shot a doe.
If you're wondering if I got away with it, the answer is no.
It was a bad day for me to lose my glasses.
The game warden saw us and he kicked our asses.
We got the crap beat out of us even though it was two against one.
After beating us to a bloody pulp, he put a second hole in our butts with my gun.
We had to sleep on our stomachs for weeks, it was terrible to go through.
We went through all of that misery and we didn't even get some damn venison stew.
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Comments:
Comment By: PremiumVizualEnsemble on October 22, 2007 12:22:50 AM Report
I bet there is never a dull moment with you around!

This is hilarious! You should be a comedian. Great fun here.

~Penny~

Comment By: FreeWilliamGoldenpen on October 21, 2007 11:46:39 AM Report
Fictional but funny!!  So the game warden didn't make 'doe' eyes at you then!?  Hahahahaha!

William.





 


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