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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 2 Comments
Date Added: October 16, 2007 09:10:04 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Garfield
Last month I bought Garfield the cat.
Several hours later I really regretted that.
He kept eating all of my food and kicking my dog off the table.
I wanted to afford food for him but I wasn't able.
 
Last week I couldn't believe what I saw.
Garfield took a dump on my new couch and that was the last straw.
I put him in a box and shipped him over sea.
I feel sorry for the person who gets him in Germany.
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Comment By: FreeQuiltingLady on October 16, 2007 11:56:25 PM Report
Like Lady D said, Italy, but I doubt if even Italy has enough lasagna for Garfield!  He's a bottomless pit....:o)

Patty

Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on October 16, 2007 10:17:17 AM Report
Randy:  should have shipped Garfield to Italy, for lasagna !!!!

 

Lady Dragonwyck





 


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