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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: September 30, 2007 10:09:00 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Say it, not spray it
My cousin spits lots of saliva when he talks.
If you're near him, you'll slip on the floor when you walk.
If he's standing on dirt, he turns it to mud.
If he talks too long, he causes a flood.
People are getting tired of being covered with spit.
I'll kick his ass if he doesn't learn to say it, not spray it.
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Comment By: FreeGlata on October 1, 2007 09:35:48 AM Report
Ewwww! I know people that do this very thing! Gross, e h? And  how much worse  is  it when they chew tobacco or dip the powdered snuff???? Yargh!!!

Got a good laugh a t this one!

Hugs...Glata





 


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