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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: September 28, 2007 08:09:33 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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What women want
Every woman who sees me wants my body.
Their husbands kicked my ass so I had to learn karate.
Now when jealous husbands attack me, they get hurt.
I wish God hadn't made me too sexy for my shirt.
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Comment By: FreeMISS_VEE on September 28, 2007 09:00:23 AM Report
HAHAHA!!

 

I love this its sooo cheeky lol

 

lv VEE x





 


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