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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: September 13, 2007 09:09:15 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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That damn two cents!
I had to pay two cents to the post office because of you.
Now opening a can of whoop ass is what I'm going to have to do.
It really makes me mad because money doesn't grow on trees.
I would rather have had my privates cut off than to part with those two pennies.
You put a thirty-nine cent stamp on the envelope because you forgot that postage has been increased.
There should be a law against what you did because I would call the police.
When I cussed you out, you had the nerve to call me a creep.
Just because I didn't want to part with two cents, you said that I'm cheap.
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Comment By: FreeQuiltingLady on September 14, 2007 10:35:15 AM Report
It may be only 2 cents today, but it was 2 cents last year and 2 cents the year before and 1 cent before that and 2 cents before that and so on and so on.....when will it end?  LOL!



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