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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 2 Comments
Date Added: September 05, 2007 10:09:34 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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I ate that roach
Last week I tried to get out of paying for a meal.
But when it backfired, I became quite ill.
I put a dead roach in the plate right after the waiter brought the food.
It would've been better if I had put the roach in the plate when I was through.
When I realized that I ate it, I refunded my lunch.
While I was eating, I wondered what made that loud crunch.
I made a decision after I ate at that bar and grill.
I'll never again try to get out of paying for a meal.
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Comment By: Freeb doneff on September 6, 2007 06:25:49 AM Report
Egads man, have ye no standards? lol...funny, but I bet next time you'll think of a different

Comment By: Premiumlionheart on September 5, 2007 07:06:01 PM Report
LOL ! This is funny! 

I've tried crickets,..But roaches, that's a different story. :o(




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