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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 2 Comments
Date Added: September 01, 2007 12:09:04 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Married more times than Elizabeth Taylor
A couple of my wives left because of the way they were treated.
But most of them left because I cheated.
My last wife left because I have the mouth of a sailor.
I've been married more times than Elizabeth Taylor.
Is adultery really grounds for a divorce?
When I ask my therapist, he says of course.
I've been married eighteen times and I'm only thirty-six.
When I get married, my wives usually leave pretty damn quick.
When it comes to a certain part of my anatomy, I'm not well-endowed.
That doesn't help and neither does having the face of a sow.
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Comment By: FreeChristina Lynn on September 1, 2007 02:04:08 PM Report
Honesty is a good quality. Sounds like you have poetic honesty but not moral honesty. 

When looking for a wife quality is better than quantity.

And on another note .... have you heard the saying

"It's not the size of your pen it's how you sign your name"

The poem is short sweet and to the the point.... bad husband makes a good write

Comment By: FreeBarbara Demasson on September 1, 2007 12:45:15 PM Report
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY! Well I think I see the problem...the more you get the more you want. You lose what you have to get what you want but then lose that too. 18 times...well holy heck...I think you might be chasing your tail here Randy. Ever feel you are going in circles?


Not every man has to have a big nose chin up and all that! *laughing at this silly poem and my silly reply*






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