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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 0 Comments
Date Added: August 30, 2007 09:08:38 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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I've been watching those V8 commercials on TV.
But when I emulate them, people beat the crap out of me.
When people tell me that they don't drink V8, I smack their foreheads.
That always gets me confined to a hospital bed.
It pains me to say this, but some people have no class.
When I smacked a guy yesterday, he shoved my V8 bottle up my ass.
Those V8 commercials should warn people not to really smack people's heads.
They get away with it on TV but in real life they get their asses kicked instead.
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