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Author Name: Freeramonathompson 1 Comments
Date Added: August 28, 2007 18:08:56 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Dog Fighting
 Parody of the classic song Kung Fu Fighting
 
Oh-woof-woof-woof
Oh-woof-woof-woof
Oh-woof-woof-woof
Oh-woof-woof-woof
 
 
Everybody was watching them dog fighting
Those bets were pouring in as fast as lighting
In fact it was almost a little bit too exciting
How they were biting at the bit
Watching them engage in a canine blood sporting
 
 
There were powerful tough pit bulls
From funky cities all over the globe
They were chewing them up 
They were spiting them back out
It's an amazing and beautiful art
And everybody does their part
From Michael Vick to simple minded rich guys named Dick
They all like to watch 'em
Tear 'em apart
From paw to jaw to hip 
 
 
Everybody was watching them dog fighting
Those bets were pouring in as fast as lighting
In fact it was almost a little bit too exciting
How they were biting at the bit
Watching them engage in a canine blood sporting
Hell yeah!
 
 
There's funky shih tzo Sam and little chihuahua Chong
They're gonna get it on
Let loose in the ring
All stand
As they start swaying
Back and forth
Back and forth
Sudden motion makes one 'em of bleed
Winner's crowd starts to cheer
Loser's crowd starts to jeer
Now we're off into a brand new high
Getting ready for the main event to come
 
 
Everybody was watching them dog fighting-huuh!
Those bets were pouring in as fast as lighting
In fact it was almost a little bit too exciting-huuh!
How they were biting at the bit
Watching them engage in a canine blood sporting
Hell yeah!
 
 
Oh-woof-woof-woof-ha!
Oh-woof-woof-woof-ha!
Oh-woof-woof-woof-huuh!
Oh-woof-woof-woof-woof
Fight on-fight on-ha!
For sure now 
 
 
Everybody was watching them dog fighting-huuh!
Those bets were pouring in as fast as lighting
In fact it was almost a little bit too exciting-huuh!
How they were biting at the bit
Watching them engage in a canine blood sporting
Hell yeah!
 
 
Oh-woof-woof-woof-dog fighting
Bets coming in as fast as lighting
 
 
Oh-woof-woof-woof-huuh!
Oh-woof-woof-woof-woof-ha!
Oh-woof-woof-woof-ha!
Fight on-fight on-fight on
Oh-woof-woof-woof
Yeah-yeah!
Let the dogs fight on tonight
 
2007 Ramona Thompson   
 
 
 
 
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Comment By: FreeRoger Bacon on August 28, 2007 08:57:06 PM Report
I like your effort on this. 




 


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