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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 3 Comments
Date Added: August 28, 2007 08:08:09 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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He took a toke
I sold my cousin some poison ivy but I told him that it was pot.
When he started itching, he regretted what he bought.
He rolled up a joint and took a toke.
When he didn't get high, many of my bones got broke.
I learned a valuable lesson as I looked at my bruises, cuts and scars.
Never try to pass poison ivy off as pot if the guy is bigger than you are.
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Comment By: FreeCandy on August 28, 2007 10:09:51 AM Report
Comment By: FreeCandy on August 28, 2007 10:09:36 AM Report
Comment By: PremiumGlata on August 28, 2007 09:42:02 AM Report
LMAO I imagine that it would certainly encourage a lot of smokers to double check their weed, too!!! Nothing like Poison Ivy when it's burned and inhaled to really screw up the respiratory system!

Giggles and grins...



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