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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 4 Comments
Date Added: August 23, 2007 09:08:54 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Not a stud
I have the IQ of Kelly Bundy and the looks of her brother Bud.
When women and I go in the bedroom, they always call me a dud.
I'm such a lousy lover that I make Mickey Rooney look like Fabio.
When I ask the ladies if I can see them again, they tell me where I can go.
I've come to realize that I am not a stud.
My name is Randy but to women my name is mud.
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Comment By: Freeb doneff on August 24, 2007 07:02:00 AM Report
Giggling here...mud, eh? well, I've been called worse, so don't fret, lol...this gave me a laugh this am, and I thank you for it..

Comment By: FreeShelby on August 23, 2007 01:47:19 PM Report
lol this made me laugh.  Good job at something so creative.  I admire people that can just pop poems out the top of their head....


Comment By: FreeBarbara Demasson on August 23, 2007 01:39:22 PM Report
haha...a fictional poem eh...well that is good to know because I was going to get you a box of tissues and a Self Help manual. =))



Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on August 23, 2007 11:59:46 AM Report
..with your sense of humour and writing talent ???  Then women you meet are fools!!!


Lady Dragonwyck


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