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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 4 Comments
Date Added: August 20, 2007 10:08:50 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Pretty damn old
People are upset because it's my birthday and my age is something I haven't told.
I keep my age a secret because I'm getting pretty damn old.
My bones crackle and my false teeth keep falling out.
When I tell people that I'm a sex machine, they have serious doubts.
Is it possible that I've lost my good looks?
My doctor prescribes me more pills than Elvis took.
Last month I was in the hospital and I got fresh with a candy striper.
I might have stood a chance with her if she wasn't the one who changed my diaper.
Author's Notes:
The only true thing about this poem is that today is my birthday.
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Comment By: FreeWhiteOwl on August 20, 2007 02:18:53 PM Report
Happy Birthday Leo ! Mine was on the 11 of Aug! Cute Poem made me smile thanks
Comment By: FreeQuiltingLady on August 20, 2007 12:19:19 PM Report
Happy Birthday!  Your sense of humor is askew, but I really like you.  :o)


Comment By: PremiumJoe McNinney on August 20, 2007 10:57:25 AM Report

LOL! Happy Birthday, Joe

Comment By: Freeleahlopez on August 20, 2007 10:35:39 AM Report
Happy birthday for starters, quite a funny poem.

Life grows old, sad case of reality.




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