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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: August 19, 2007 11:08:04 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Uglier than sin
Every woman changes after we go on a date.
They become lesbians when they were previously straight.
I'm not popular with women because good looks is what I lack.
I'm getting tired of looking in mirrors because they always crack.
 
One woman screamed and lost bladder control when I kissed her.
Maybe the reason why I'm so ugly is because my parents are brother and sister.
I only go on blind dates and women never like what they see.
They find it more appealing to date each other than to date me.
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Comment By: Freeb doneff on August 19, 2007 10:28:23 PM Report
LOL, well I'd certainly hope so!
You know, this gave me a chuckle, but then I felt kind of sad because they are so many folks out there who feel so down on themselves, feel they don't deserve to be loved or to have love.
I'm glad you don't speak from personal experience, and I just may have to do a reply to this one, lol..
b





 


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