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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 5 Comments
Date Added: August 16, 2007 08:08:04 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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I slept with Daffy Duck
I slept with Daffy Duck and I'm so ashamed.
Instead of making love to a woman, I made love to game.
I was drunk when we got in the sack.
He was so sexy because he was black.
When my girlfriend found out, she forgave me even though I'm a sinner.
She then shot Daffy Duck and served him for dinner.
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Comment By: FreeThe Mystic Poet on August 17, 2007 04:12:56 AM Report
So I would say he was served in your sauce? lol I wounder does Bugs Bunny taste funny?
Comment By: FreeQuiltingLady on August 16, 2007 05:17:14 PM Report
What worried me.....What was in the 'Duck sauce'?  :o)


Comment By: PremiumGlata on August 16, 2007 02:10:49 PM Report
What worries me is.....Just what was that duck STUFFED with!?

hehehe, TOO funny! I can see I need to drop by your page more often!


Comment By: Premiumlionheart on August 16, 2007 12:25:49 PM Report
This IS funny!



Comment By: PremiumJoe McNinney on August 16, 2007 09:17:01 AM Report
LOL! Joe


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