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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 2 Comments
Date Added: August 15, 2007 08:08:41 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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It's not a dress
I wear a kilt but everybody thinks it's a dress.
People laugh at me and my life is a mess.
Last week I got my ass kicked in a fight.
It's not a dress and I'm tired of people thinking I'm a transvestite.
I'm the butt of people's jokes, I even get laughed at by my friends.
I forgot to wear underwear today and I was arrested when it came a strong wind.
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Comment By: Freeb doneff on August 16, 2007 07:15:16 AM Report
(giggles) hmmm...what a plight you seem to be in Mr. Johnson, lol..I'd mail you some Fruit of the Looms, but they'd just wind up in a dresser drawer anyhow, lol..
I say shave yer legs and wear that kilt in style! ( and that includes bendin' over! lol)
Comment By: PremiumGlata on August 15, 2007 10:27:43 AM Report
LOL! Randy, this is just tooo cute! So it's true what Scotsmen DON'T wear under the kilt, then!


I'd hug ya but.....LOL



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