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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 0 Comments
Date Added: August 01, 2007 09:08:52 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Bumble Bee
My damn wife did something awful to me.
She gave me a sandwich that contained a bumble bee.
When I took a bite, I got the shock of my life.
It was then that I realized that I have a bitch for a wife.
She did this just because I slept with her sister.
For some reason it really pissed her.
She somehow thinks that what I did was wrong.
If she gets mad about adultery, how will she handle a real problem when it comes along?
She thinks I'm a jerk just because I don't feel remorse.
Can you believe that her mother actually suggested a divorce?
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