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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: July 26, 2007 08:07:34 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Flat foot
When you ran over my foot with your tractor-trailer,
I started cussing just like a sailor.
I cried and cried because I'm a wimp.
My foot had to be amputated and now I walk like a chimp.
People point and laugh at me and it cuts like a sword.
You mashed my foot so flat that it looked liked an ironing board.
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Comment By: FreeEdward Dooga on July 26, 2007 12:26:37 PM Report
This is good humour with a tinge of realistic expression. Its funny, but tugs at the heart.


Good work.



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