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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: July 13, 2007 09:07:57 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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My wife is a hooker
I married my wife because she's a looker.
But I didn't know that she's a hooker.
She has a cash register next to our bed.
She gets money everytime I give her head.
She charges me fifty bucks for anal sex and seventy-five for oral.
She charges a hundred for regular sex and it is immoral.
It's very frustrating because she gets all of my cash.
She has a venereal disease she didn't tell me about and I have a nasty rash.
She's going to raise her rates and it really irritates me.
My nuts are burning and my penis just fell off because of my VD.
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Comment By: Freemystical angel on July 13, 2007 11:11:49 AM Report


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