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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 0 Comments
Date Added: July 01, 2007 10:07:01 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Motel
A lot of celebrities stay at this motel.
I thought it would be fun to work here but it's been hell.
I've had a terrible time around here.
Last week I carried luggage for Britney Spears.
I thought she'd give me a big tip because she's a rich singer.
But instead of giving me a tip, she gave me the finger.
A few weeks ago Johnny Depp stayed at this motel.
When I told him that his movies suck, he put a hole in my ass with a shotgun shell.
I just got through carrying luggage for Brad Pitt.
He just said something that's made me decide to quit.
What he said was so horrible that it's making me run away.
Pitt said instead of tipping me with money, he'd tip me with a BJ.
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