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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: June 19, 2007 08:06:28 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Got milk?
I drank a man's milk when he went to the john.
Now all of my bones are broke and most of my teeth are gone.
He was over seven feet tall and he was a menace.
He poured a piping hot cup of coffee down my pants and scalded my penis.
If you ever consider drinking that man's milk, please don't do it.
I know first hand that you might not live through it.
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Comment By: Freesherry wilbur on June 19, 2007 09:21:40 AM Report
once again you find a way to make me smile and laugh. you are quite talented . im putting you down as one of my fav's hugs sherry


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