After eating at McDonald's, I got fat.
I decided to sue them for that.
I ate egg McMuffins and Big Macs all day long.
People say that I got myself fat and that suing McDonald's was wrong.
I break every chair I sit on and it drives me to tears.
I haven't seen my penis in over three years.
My attorney said I'd win but I lost.
McDonald's countersued and won and I hate to think of what it cost.
I had to sell all of my possessions and now I live in a cave.
My beard reaches down to my feet because I can't afford a razor to shave.
I was greedy and I paid the price.
If you're thinking about suing McDonald's, you'd better think twice.