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Author Name: Freemaybememories 9 Comments
Date Added: June 12, 2007 12:06:24 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Itís not my fault I like reading Harry Potter when I go home

Iíve never lost at chess and Iíve read the human genome

I have every special edition star wars and lord of the rings movies

I just hope one day Iíll hit puberty and finally see some boobies


Running down the hall Iím easy to be scared

Twice last week they pulled down my freaking underwear

Everyone stares and even the teachers give me looks

Because I have a full back pack and still carry books


I like to fix computers and some people call me a loner

One time in math class the teacher drew pi and it gave me a boner

I carry a lunch box and always wear knee high socks

Once I shaved my head and kids started throwing rocks


Kids poke fun because I know things like the earth tilts on a 23.5 degree axis

It wouldnít be so bad if I didnít always end up with broken glasses

I was in the school play as an extra and sometimes I monitor the halls

Once I asked Joe for his pass and he said ďhereĒ then kick me in the balls


John likes to play practical jokes on me like doing blindfolded sit ups

I did two and then on the third my face when right in his butt

Then there was the time he convinced me his jock strap was a hat

I knew it smelled a little funny and still canít believe I fell for that


I liked this girl name Samantha whoís the head of the cheerleading squad

I asked her to be my valentine last year and she said ďI donít date nimrodsĒ

And to add to my embarrassment, kids spent the day calling me a girlie

Then her boyfriend, captain of the football team proceeded to give me a swirlie


I was walking home minding my own business just drinking a slushie

When four big bullies came up, pushed me and punched me

They threathened my to take my bicycle and I pleaded them not to steal
It had only been a week since I got off my training wheels
They grabbed me by my suspenders, lifted me up and called me wussy

Shook me up side down, took my lunch money, and told me Iíd always be a pussy

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shoaib malik 6/12/07

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Comment By: FreeJennifer on October 2, 2008 12:26:07 AM Report
ha ha a swirly!  this made me chuckle. 
Comment By: FreeLiquid on August 8, 2008 04:30:17 PM Report
I like this, You feel bad for the kid but recognize he may grow up to be the next Bill Gates.

Entertaining for real.

Comment By: FreeDavid Rojas on June 4, 2008 03:04:24 AM Report
I hope this isn't true, but rather a hilarious composition on  how kids can be cruel.



The aabb rhyme scheme is a great choice for humorous poems because it entices the reader to keep moving. Just another incentive to indulge in comedy for a while.



Fantastic. Cheers.



Comment By: Freelia on October 5, 2007 11:23:14 AM Report
i liek this. lol but he's not a pussy he just werid but nice write.
Comment By: FreeAmber P on June 23, 2007 02:00:26 PM Report
agh!  that was great lolz.  really funny.  loved it.
Comment By: FreeQuiltingLady on June 15, 2007 01:41:31 PM Report
Unfortunately, those things happen, but fortunately, sometimes the nerd wins.  They become the Fortune 500 millionaires while the football captains and cheerleaders end up in blue collar jobs reliving their "glory days".



Comment By: FreeKevin Dutton on June 14, 2007 11:49:46 AM Report
Good stuff, Shoaib.  Really funny, but hits the nail on the head as to just what the modern nerd has to put up with.



Comment By: FreePamela A. Lamppa on June 12, 2007 07:24:25 PM Report
Wow.  This is incredible and also incredibly real - so sad to say.  Very well done.  My heart wanted to hug that nerd.  Well done. ~Pamela

Comment By: FreeGlata on June 12, 2007 01:43:56 PM Report
And that, folks, is the rest of the story! LOL this was funny...but it does happen to kids all the time...I laughed and felt sorry at the same time...

Somehow or another, Shoaib, I can't imagine that you allowed people to give you too much of a hard time :o)




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