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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 0 Comments
Date Added: June 01, 2007 08:06:30 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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I want more caviar
You beat the crap out of me just because I sold your car.
I sold it so that I could buy some caviar.
I lost all of my money and I can no longer afford caviar because I'm poor.
I just sold all of your clothes so that I can buy some more.
I wish you'd stop kicking my ass just because I sell your stuff.
It's hard to believe that a priest can be that rough.
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