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Mr. Dependent

A parody of kelly Clarkson's Ms. Independent. Inspired by my ex-boyfriend

Mr. Dependent
Mr. Insufficient
Mister, better keep your distance
Mr. So Very Afraid
Mister, get out of my future's way
Mister, never was a real man
Mister, I'm better off on my own
Mister, really needs to grow up
Mister, this is my throne to rule
So just step off now
Before you get hurt


Tonight I'm keeping my heart protected
Just gotta face it
Loser, you are so rejected
Little Mr. Apprehensive
Said ooh, I'm never been so over
So over you


When did the lyin' start taking over?
Thinkin' I would never know
One day came home early
Kicked in the door
Suprise...it's time
To get your lazy ass off of my couch
Face what's real
That's what happened to Mr. Dependent
No more the need to be a slave to his kind of lovin'
So damn offensive
Goodbye, screw you
Now that I found another love that is true


Misguided my heart
Played me for a tart
Mister, that was't very smart
Mister, if you want to cross that line
You better not even start, no
Cos baby it's true
You miscalculated
Ain't gonna leave this girl jaded
Oh no, no you're not
Found me a new direction
Correcting your misconceptions
Discovered a real connection
Now I'm in love
Just not with you


When did the lyin start taking over?
Thinkin' I would never know
(Never know)
One day came home early
Kicked in the door
(The door)
Surprise....it's time
Yeah
To get your lazy ass off of my couch
Face what's real
That's what happened to Mr. Dependent
No more the need to be a slave to his kind of lovin'
So damn offensive
Goodbye
Goodbye, screw you
Yeah you
Now that I found another love that is true


When Mr. Dependent balked
I walked
Oh yeah
No time for a love that was fading away anyway
I looked in the mirror and though today
Girl, you can do so much better then Mr. Dependent
It took some time for me to see
How beautiful I really was
No more talk of what are you doing with him?
I'm so glad I finally fell
Fella outta love
With you

REPEAT CHORUS

2007 Ramona Thompson

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