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Date Added: May 29, 2007 16:05:36 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Teenage Vasectomy

A parody of  The Ramone's classic song Teenage Lobotomy.

Vasectomy, vasectomy
Vasectomy, vasectomy
NSV did a job a on me
Now they all call me a real sickie
Guess I'll have to break the news
That I got no sperm to swim
All the girls hate me
Cos now I can't give them what they all want
I'm a teenage vasectomy


Whores and sluts are after me
My NSV makes them all so happy
Got big plans to change a rich boy's mind
Now I guess I'll have to tell 'em
That I got no plans to inpregnant 'em
Gonna get my Ph.d
Never gonna be held down
Just wanna live my life free
So I became what you see
I'm a teenage vasectomy


2007 Ramona Thompson 

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